My Dog on Crack

My dog is an addict. I have enrolled him in a 12-step program but he just wont adhere to it. I think he's not ready - proof that interventions don't always work.

His drug of choice is The Wellington Boot. And there's a local woman here, we call her Auntie Ida, who feeds our dog's addiction by bringing him Wellington Boots. She brought him this one, in fact.

Like any addict on a mind-blowing high, our dog will drool and need attended to - spouse claims that Dog is forever driving himself nuts as bits of rubber boot become lodged in between Dog's teeth and spouse has to reach in to do the extraction (of the boot bit - not of Dog's teeth).