I'd Forget My Head

I get a bit distracted sometimes. One day, I was driving myself to the physician for some ailment or other and I'm nearly there and I think to myself OMG I forgot my car keys.

So I turned around and went home to get them, only realizing as I was pulling in to my driveway duhhhhhh, I'm driving, I have them, that would be what the silver things dangling from the steering wheel column are.